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What You Didn’t Realize About sport Is Powerful – But Extremely Simple

A lifetime of working with nuclear power has left me with a healthy green glow…and left me as impotent as a Nevada boxing commissioner. Kids, kids. I'm not [...]

Rio 2016: cheers, boos and a carnival atmosphere as Olympic flame goes out

Eaque ipsa quae ab illo inventore veritatis et quasi. Eaque ipsa quae ab illo inventore veritatis et quasi. Et iusto odio dignissimos ducimus qui blanditiis [...]

‘Brazil exorcise demons to lift nation’

What?! The plans you refer to will soon be back in our hands. In my experience, there is no such thing as luck. I'm trying not to, kid. Jedi Academy Don't act [...]

Liverpool Unconvered: Fenway Sports Group consider investors …

Keep your mind limber. Rorschach would say you have a hard time relating to others. Somehow, I doubt that. You have a good heart, Dexter. This man is a knight [...]

Time with USA Basketball is exactly what DeAndre Jordan needed

Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there's an escaped fish. *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I'm a normal bloke, tell me what normal [...]

Vuelta a Espana: Gianni Meersman wins as Michal Kwiatkowski leads

What's Spanish for "I know you speak English?" First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn't date magicians. There's only one man I've ever called a [...]

Five NHL stars coach young American ice hockey players at festival

Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. …And the fluffy kitten played with that ball of string all through the night. [...]

Fantasy Baseball Waiver Wire: Yulieski Gurriel arrives; David Phelps …

Well, how'd you become king, then? Well, Mercia's a temperate zone! I dunno. Must be a king. The Knights Who Say Ni demand a sacrifice! What… is your [...]

‘That girl is the Olympic spirit’: After colliding, runners help each other…

OK, this has gotta stop. I'm going to remind Fry of his humanity the way only a woman can. Hey! I'm a porno-dealing monster, what do I care what you think? Ah, [...]

How To Get (A) Fabulous gaming On A Tight Budget

Not tricks, Michael, illusions. Really? Did nothing cancel? Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn't like his trailer. There's only one man I've ever [...]